Yikes!

So, have you ever wanted to see a dead scorpion up close? Yeah, me neither. Nonetheless, below is a picture of one in my kitchen. Inside. My. House.

It's a little over two inches. I am officially terrified living here!! For a while I called my rental place the "Spider Palace." Then, when I was woken at 4am by mice trying to chew through the wall, I dubed it "Vermin Palace." Now, I'll just call it Hell.