No iPhone for You!

And by you I mean me. I got an email earlier this week that made my heart go pitter-patter.

My thoughts have been periodically interrupted with anticipation about the release of the new iPhone 5 since last week. I've said for many, many months that I do not want a smart phone. Well, it turns out that I do. I want an iPhone, today. I went online today to pre-order my very own and guess what?

I can't get one until almost the end of November. I can wait, really I can but I'm still disappointed. I've grown increasingly dissatisfied with my current phone (the piece of junk pictured above) but it still works so I'll just have to be patient.